So Today I am 38...
Yes that's right...today I turn 38...in just 2 short years I will be 40...and in...oh never mind. I am excited about this next year in my life. God is up to something! I thought on my special day I would leave you with a joke so here goes:
"A hamburger and fries," a man orders. "Me too," says the ostrich sitting beside him.
"That's $9.40," the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change.
They return the next day. Both order a steak and potato, and again the man pays with the exact change.
"How do you do that?" the waitress asks.
"A genie granted me two wishes," explains the man. "My first was that I'd always have the right amount of money to pay for anything."
"Brilliant! But what's with the ostrich?"
"My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
"A hamburger and fries," a man orders. "Me too," says the ostrich sitting beside him.
"That's $9.40," the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change.
They return the next day. Both order a steak and potato, and again the man pays with the exact change.
"How do you do that?" the waitress asks.
"A genie granted me two wishes," explains the man. "My first was that I'd always have the right amount of money to pay for anything."
"Brilliant! But what's with the ostrich?"
"My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
posted by Pastor Scott King @ Tuesday, July 11, 2006
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